[Jasper smiles fondly and gently pets her hair as he kind of... just razzes the hell out of the baby. gosh she's cute when she doesn't have milk all over her face and is looking at him in the constant bafflement that essentially functions as a baby's neutral expression.]

Hm, if we wanted to make you earn your keep, we could put you to work as an alarm, I imagine. You certainly are loud enough when you want to be.

[...oh, right, that question... he kind of... doesn't want to answer. because um.

...um.]

That would be... something of a work in progress.

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She, erm.

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...do you think I should find a nice family or something like that.