[a surprisingly clever tactic, Hendrik, especially since Jasper keeps getting hung up on "how do you know so damned much about babies..." his mind goes in some pretty weird directions before settling on "he was way more enthusiastic about the baby princess, maybe he was more involved with helping out," even if it never quite gets to "he was the youngest of four and had to hear a bunch of embarrassing stories about himself."]
He sets the bottle back on the table before answering, since, well, baby isn't having a good time with it]
There is a tea set in the cabinet over there. It should not be too difficult for you to find.
[...oh, and she's made a mess of things, now that he's looking at her. The... bib is for wiping her face off, too, right? Best do that, while grumbling a little at her...]
...honestly, I should not encourage you lest you get picky and spoiled. You are already a little freeloader.
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[a surprisingly clever tactic, Hendrik, especially since Jasper keeps getting hung up on "how do you know so damned much about babies..." his mind goes in some pretty weird directions before settling on "he was way more enthusiastic about the baby princess, maybe he was more involved with helping out," even if it never quite gets to "he was the youngest of four and had to hear a bunch of embarrassing stories about himself."]
He sets the bottle back on the table before answering, since, well, baby isn't having a good time with it]
There is a tea set in the cabinet over there. It should not be too difficult for you to find.
[...oh, and she's made a mess of things, now that he's looking at her. The... bib is for wiping her face off, too, right? Best do that, while grumbling a little at her...]
...honestly, I should not encourage you lest you get picky and spoiled. You are already a little freeloader.
[grumble grumble, get a job, baby.]