Jasper (
guffawsungraciously) wrote2020-08-17 02:16 am
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WE COULD BE INVENTORY
EQUIPMENT:
Grey Jumpsuit: Acquired at game start. Jasper is more likely to turn to nudism than to wear this. I guess you can take it.
The General: The spare outfit. It's fancy!!! He's keeping it.
Chica Mask: A mascot-style full head mask of a cartoon duckie. You feel like the internet made it fucky somehow. Up for grabs.
Guard Uniform: A uniform worn by the rank and file knights of Heliodor. He's keeping it.
Super Suit: With built-in great big muscles, enough to make even the wormiest guy a hero. Too bad it doesn't actually work. .............since it doesn't work it's up for grabs.
Plumber Uniform: Blue overalls with a stylish red shirt and hat. (x2) He's keeping the shirts, but the hats and overalls are up for grabs.
The Heliodorian: A silvery-white suit of armor you’d expect to see on a gallant knight. Retrieved from Surolam. Obviously he's keeping it.
Ice Climbers: A warm winter outfit perfect for arctic exploration. Comes in lovely pink or blue. A keeper.
Toy Chica Mask: A mascot-style full head mask of a plasticy cartoon duckie. You feel like the internet made it fucky somehow. Up for grabs.
Jil's Ring: A golden ring set with faintly glowing sapphire, engraved with a mix of circuit lines and curlicues. Does this belong to someone? if no one claims it he's keeping it.
Token of Fealty: A shiny gold pendant that looks as though it has been well cared for. Has a different inscription on the back than the one Jasper has. Taken from Snake and you'll have to get it off his corpse.
ITEMS:
Towel: Fluffy and warm and dries like nobody's business. Always know where it is. Of course he's keeping it.
Chess Set: A normal game board and pieces, but somehow sexy? Keeping it.
Dartboard: You know what time it is. Keeping it.
Key: A single golden key. It's at least as big as your forearm. Up for grabs.
Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly. Keeping it.
SHOUNEN JUMP ISSUE: A gift from Hiro. Get your manga fix, circa 2017. Up for grabs.
Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits! Keeping it.
Chaos Emerald: A shiny cyan gem that glows with power. You should probably wash your hands after handling this. Keeping it.
Absol Plush: TOGETHER FOREVER, NO MATTER HOW LONG, NOW UNTIL THE END OF TI-I-IME~! Keeping it.
Space-Duck Tape: It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together. Keeping it.
Super Mush: A really big mushroom, it makes you feel larger than life. Up for grabs.
Instant Noodles: They're much better dry. Up for grabs.
SAUL GOODMAN BUSINESS CARD: It's mustard yellow, featuring Saul Goodman in a cheesy pose reading "I'LL TURN THAT ADDICTION INTO A PRESCRIPTION!" Up for grabs.
Steel Bow: It's a Bow with steel arrows! Looks like a typical bow otherwise. ...keeping it, sorry Niles.
Kazoo: A small, easy to play child's instrument. Up for grabs.
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